From Yong Kiat with Love

Our Yong Kiat decides to give a poetic response to Sufei, and included Szemin who spent most of the trip enduring Yong Kiat's poetic expressions.

Su Fei! I love you too! And I've written a poem just for you, and one for SzeMin too!

Here goes nuts:

To Senior With Love

I've tried and thought with all my being,
And you're definitely not just a fling.
True love on a summer's day,
Is what I want with my Su Fei.

Oh, won't you be mine,
And send those chills down my spine.
You think you're too old,
But oh, weren't you told?

Oh Su Fei, you're all grown-up,
Sweet like syrup.
Love you so much I'd say to you, please wake-up,
You look so much better with make-up.

Ah Su Fei, why didn't you show up?
No no, it wasn't a mix-up,
For your birthday I so wanted to get you a push-up,
So you could have a shape-up.

Please, [insert Su Fei's boyfriend's name], please don't give me a wallop,
But I'd really love her as a pin-up,
So why don't you just give her up,
And set the two of us up?

Oooh, I'd really want you close-up,
Rub you all over with ketchup,
Then maybe give you a clean-up,
And that's just for the warm-up.

So hurry, hurry, break-up,
And let our relationship speed-up.
Then off to the Mediterranean we'll gallop,
Where I'll feed you scallop.

I've been running, and doing many a sit-up,
Hoping for the night where it all piles up.
Maybe when you go to the doctor for your next check-up,
In your tummy there's a new pup.

Everytime I want to confess, there's a polyp,
Deep in my throat, my breath I can't keep up.
I love you so so much, that's what's up,
So please don't ask me to shut up.

I love you so very much,
Dear Su Fei!



You're Not Alone

Ah, Sze Min, Sze Min,
So damn freaking pristine,
What happiness and joy
For me to be your boy.

I really like my girls lean,
Really feisty and mean.
(With my patience,I will tolerate your constipations.)
Oi, Francis, Francis,I want you so much more than just to be a Sis.
Oh but when I tell you, please don't flip,
That you really need more fats on your hip.

Oh your social skill, your savoir-faire,
And the way you look like a bunny and a hare,
Your class and your style,
Oh oh oh, so nubile!

I'll give you Dragonfruits, Yang-meis and Papayas,
All the underwear in the world, all the different sizes,
My love for you is in such excess,
Just as your dress sizes are XXXXXXXS.

I just want you to know, you're not that alone.

Added on in response to Crystal's messages from the heart..

Dear Crystal,

Oh Crystal! You doth teach the torches to burn bright,
Your beauty hangs upon the cheek of night.
Er... Like the iPod earphones in my ear,
Resonates too rich, too alluring, too dear.
Ah, he who is stricken blind can never forget,
The precious treasure, Crystal, his very sight beget.
You're my true love, my true fate,
Come to me now, it's not too late!
For stony limits cannot hold love out,
The very laws of Earth I will flout,
Just to see you lean your cheek upon your hand,
To hear you say, I'm your man.
Too rash, too unadvised, too sudden!
If only I was the frond, laying in your fern.
To love, and not receive is such sorrow,
Will I still see your smile when the sun rises a'morrow?
Your voice, like softest music to my ears,
Makes me younger, by so many years.
Men's eyes were made to gaze, so let me look,
Into your face, your gentle book.
You make my day, my jocund day,
As I turn to thoughts of in your bosom I lay.
Love lies on us like an opportune frost,
Seize it, my dear, no matter the cost!
I wish for my arms, to take an embrace,
Around your body, full of majesty and grace.
Thy lips so crimson, I seal with a kiss,
Oh good grief, don't ever, let me miss.
And because you so loved "Romeo and Juliet"
Because your love, I will never get,
Never was a story of more woe
Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.

I'm so tired. Haha.

Yong Kiat